Funny Conversation

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[10:17 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Hu

[10:17 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Hello

[10:17 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Morning

[10:21 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Good Morning

[10:21 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: So how is the day so far?

[10:21 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I m alone right now

[10:22 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: My girlfriend upset with me

[10:22 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: hmm............That's good. You can ring the neighbour's bell

[10:22 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: How can i example my gf

[10:22 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: It depends what she is upset of

[10:23 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Because I will not go for met

[10:23 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Is she looking for new boyfriend????

[10:23 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No no

[10:23 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: She is married💍

[10:24 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: so let it be. she will be alright

[10:24 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Then you can call her husband

[10:24 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: :P

[10:24 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No I can't coll hr husband

[10:25 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: My gf told me we will enjoy sex bt i can't go because I m out of location

[10:25 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: oh ok

[10:26 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Yes this is problem my

[10:26 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: so where is she and where are you?

[10:26 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: At my home back said

[10:26 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Bt i will in my ofc

[10:26 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Babes sex is more important. You must go.

[10:26 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i mean how far is the location.

[10:27 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: My boos mt allow to go

[10:27 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Yar

[10:28 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: hmmm..........is boss her husband?

[10:28 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: where is her husband right now?

[10:28 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No

[10:28 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: At home

[10:28 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Nd she also at home right now

[10:28 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: so her husband is going to leave after sometime???

[10:29 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I didn't know

[10:29 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Did enjoy sex?

[10:29 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: so where you both will have sex? In lodge?

[10:29 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: At my frnd gest house 🏠

[10:29 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: and where is your friend?

[10:30 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: She is out said

[10:30 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I have room kiy

[10:30 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Tell your boss that your great great grandfather has expired

[10:31 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I said bt they not allow now

[10:31 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: they give resignation. Sex is important.

[10:31 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Yes

[10:32 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: problem solved

[10:32 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: anyways what else?

[10:32 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I go nd than I coll u

[10:32 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: ok babes

[10:32 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Bt I have don't money

[10:32 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Babes

[10:32 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: so you do your job for what

[10:33 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: even i have   no money

[10:33 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i thought of asking you some but you only don't have it

[10:33 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I have learning now I doving corcose

[10:33 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: oh ok

[10:34 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: is it Diving/Doving  course???

[10:34 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Doving sry

[10:34 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: ok doing course

[10:34 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Can to give me some money I will pay 2 4 days after

[10:34 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Yes

[10:35 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i have 21 rupees. is that enough?

[10:35 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: but i need   money from you

[10:35 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Wy

[10:35 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Can you ask your boss some advance?

[10:35 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i have to pay my bills

[10:36 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i am 31 ..are you 24?

[10:36 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No

[10:36 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Ha 24

[10:37 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I have only 10 rupee

[10:37 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: then eat wada pav

[10:37 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: only eat wada ...pav is for 2 ruppees

[10:38 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i will eat two wadas

[10:38 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i wada pav for 12 ruppees or 15 ruppees

[10:38 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i like samosa more

[10:38 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i like sev  puri also

[10:39 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i love gulab jamun

[10:39 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: todaay i showered early ...........feeling fresh now

[10:39 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: there are so many pigeons on my neighbours roof

[10:39 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i am in my balcony

[10:39 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Coll me

[10:40 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: yesh its cold

[10:40 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: switch on your AC

[10:41 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Snd me your another wp no

[10:41 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I will coll you right now

[10:41 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Voideo coll me

[10:42 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: voi deo ............i used it

[10:42 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: coll?? i dont have coal

[10:42 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Right now I m in toilet

[10:42 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: you said you were in office

[10:43 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Yes office toilet

[10:43 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: why are you working in toilet

[10:43 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: ok ok

[10:43 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No baba

[10:43 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Can u see 👀 my.... Panis

[10:43 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: ?

[10:43 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: you must be fixing toilets...............even at my home it overflows

[10:44 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: your pants.............why should i see your pants

[10:44 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Ok

[10:44 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Than

[10:44 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I will ceiling my shave🪒

[10:44 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: are you wearing red pants

[10:44 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i love red colour

[10:44 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: oh ok......you are shaving the ceiling

[10:45 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: but why

[10:45 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Boss, told you to do that???

[10:45 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No

[10:46 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Really

[10:46 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Than coll me we both enjoy right now

[10:46 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Snd your boobs photo

[10:49 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: ok send me that 10 ruppees

[10:49 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: one boob for five rupees

[10:49 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: on this code

[10:50 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i am in my balcony

[10:53 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Video coll me

[10:53 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I m open right now

[10:53 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: don't open windows babes

[10:54 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: everyone will see

[10:54 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: is there AC in toilet?

[10:54 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Yes

[10:55 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: some sunshine in my balcony

[10:55 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I have open my body clothes👖

[10:55 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: oh ok. You got new clothes. You are trying that ????

[10:56 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No dear

[10:56 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I finger my panic

[10:56 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: U can all so see coll me

[10:56 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: I get panic attacks all the time

[10:56 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Now I understand you are having panic attacks.

[10:56 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: you can buy dizpam 10mg tablets

[10:57 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No no

[10:58 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: it is small but

[10:58 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: babes :(

[10:58 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Come front of camera babes

[10:58 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Com on camera

[10:59 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Than my panic big

[10:59 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i don't want to do video calls.

[10:59 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: here network is shit

[10:59 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No problem will manage

[10:59 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: I can record and send

[11:00 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No no I will coll u right now nd u can enjoy sex

[11:00 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: With me

[11:00 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Open it bra

[11:00 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: ok

[11:00 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: slowly babes

[11:01 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: let me go to another room.. my roomate had come

[11:02 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Ok

[11:03 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: How are they babes?

[11:04 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Come front of camera

[11:04 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Babes

[11:05 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: wait 2 mins

[11:05 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Come fast babes

[11:07 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: R u ready

[11:07 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Now

[11:08 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Wy r u cut the coll

[11:08 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Babes

[11:08 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: wow it looks good

[11:08 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i do these things at nights babes..............

[11:08 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: i need to help my roommates in arranging clothes

[11:08 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Oky than right now enjoy

[11:08 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: we can do some other time

[11:09 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: U can see now than nights will enjoy both

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