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A Child's mind run faster so they see everything in slow motion

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  A Child's mind run faster so they see everything in slow motion. It is just my theory. That's why they still keep crying, when we are feeding them with a spoon. Because the resting period in between to get the spoon to the cup and fill it up and slowly get towards their mouth. It takes time. That's why they cry during that period.  During drinking milk from milk-bottles, that never happens so they are happy during that time, all the way. ------------------------------------------------------------ Support me so that I can dig my brain and write more articles/books and entertain/enlighten you. It's ok if it is a small amount from 50/- to 5000/-. I want to spread my writings and true funny experiences to as many people as I can. Thank you so much for reading.

Questions asked on naukri dot com and my answers to it

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  Hi! I am here to assist you so that you can make the most out of Naukri.   2:15 pm I noticed you haven’t filled all your details. Recruiters need to know more about you in order to shortlist you for jobs.   2:15 pm Let's get started. What's your full name?   2:15 pm What Name   2:15 pm Recruiters need a number where they can reach you with job opportunities.   2:15 pm What's your mobile number? 📱   2:15 pm 123456789   2:16 pm 123456789 looks invalid.   2:16 pm What's your mobile number? 📱   2:16 pm 0123456789   2:16 pm Are you a fresher or experienced jobseeker?   2:16 pm exporter   2:16 pm Sorry I couldn’t understand. Are you a fresher or are you experienced?   2:16 pm experienced   2:16 pm How many years of work experience do you have?   2:16 pm 100   2:16 pm Do you live in India or outside India?   2:16 pm Please choose from the options below.   2:16 pm pakistan   2:16 pm In which city do you live?   2:16 pm islamabad   2:17 pm Please select the country you resid

Describing My Experience on Modafinil Medicine and Dextromethorphan

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 Took 35 mins back 400 mg of modafinil.............still no effects that I usually get..............so at 44mins ..i am chatting a lot and typing very fast on the internet............like my brain is flooded with thoughts and writing a lot while chatting....... I had gone outside for approximately ...hmmm.........it's  2 hours 10 mins.... I feel the alertness, the agility, the clearity. I wanted to listen to loud songs and sing with it.......... but my husband wanted to bring baby in our bedroom..........so had to cancel that. So I am taking time to continue my writings here. I was feeling irritated. So my husband asked what was the reason. He doubted if I started my addiction again. I gave him the legimate reason of not doing any job which could be true. I just took dextromethorphan (dxm) at 2 hours 13 mins. I had taken one bottle. I contains 15mg/5ml x 100ml. so. 15mg x 20 =300mg. DXM takes time to get any effect on brain.  It is now  3 hours 46 mins (almost 1 hour and a half for

Monster Energy - My Experience on it

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  It has been 6 mins, I have been drinking "Monster Energy" energy drink. I thought about registering my experience, so that others can benefit from it. So far no effects. I just sipped little bit. Anyways not expecting effects so early. It's chilled, so consuming slowly. I am trying gulp the whole thing. it is now 21 mins . I am very close in finishing it. I finished in 24 mins. We can reset the time. Because then it's unfair. It took me 24 mins to finish it. So, now the time starts. 00:00 ----- no effects yet. 1:44 I started to listen to some music.... Now I want to multitask which I usually do it.....I will play chess after sometime..... I had monster energy before. It takes half an hour or one hour to take effects. Lets see how much time it takes. It also depends upon as what you are doing. You can't just drink and lie down. What's on your mind, the activities you do also adds up to the experience. It's 3:46, I feel relaxed. .............i am listening

God has a sense of humour

  God has a sense of humour. If you try to do stuff, it's funny how your mind works as what to choose first or how to choose the best. It spurns around. Your decisions keep changing in your mind until you choose one. And then suddenly you realize that is not the best choice. Then you go and replace it.  Sometimes it takes lot of mind.  Isn't it? It happens with Everyone. So I take it as not a tedious task but God plays with us

Funny Conversation

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  [10:17 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Hu [10:17 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Hello [10:17 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Morning [10:21 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Good Morning [10:21 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: So how is the day so far? [10:21 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: I m alone right now [10:22 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: My girlfriend upset with me [10:22 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: hmm............That's good. You can ring the neighbour's bell [10:22 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: How can i example my gf [10:22 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: It depends what she is upset of [10:23 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: Because I will not go for met [10:23 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Is she looking for new boyfriend???? [10:23 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: No no [10:23 am, 22/07/2021] Pratik Jaybro: She is married💍 [10:24 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: so let it be. she will be alright [10:24 am, 22/07/2021] aayushi zacharia: Then you can ca

Meditation is Overrated

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  Meditation is overrated. And many so called Gurus are taking advantage of that by fooling people to sit idle and concentrate on chakras and get calm and concentrate. In return people donate money and all the credit goes to those pundits who carry android phone which is invented by Andy Rubin, Nick Sears and Rich Miner with day and night work. And very few people know all the inventors and scientists who gave all their life in providing something to make our life technologically advanced.   It is claimed that meditation will take away the pain. I agree on that. But meditation is nothing but self-suggestion….. telling y our body to relax and concentrating on third eye for 5 to 15 mins or more. “Body and Mind Relaxation” can be another word for meditation.    I had been in meditation center for 10 days.  It is beneficial to go in this gatherings to meet people and talk good things as it motivates to be stronger. But we were told to keep silent for whole 10 months, not talking to any of